10 Random Poker Quotes

"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters