10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom