10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for loners.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.