10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"