10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it