10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown