10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus