10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier