10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.