10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."