10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."