10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.