10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.