10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!