10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com