10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson