10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"