10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.