10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.