10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth