10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)