10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"