10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer