10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.