10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"