10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine