10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson