10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls