10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!