10 Random Poker Quotes

when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Why not, when some because there are three.
"So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown