10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is for loners.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"