10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.