10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword