10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "No river, no fish."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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