10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP