10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)