10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.