10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth