10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon