10 Random Poker Quotes

I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.