10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.