10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.