10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)