10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"