10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.