10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."