10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...