10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
"All-in, bitches!!!"