10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.