10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer